Well, it’s that time of the year again when we resolve to be a better person, to lose weight, get healthy, save for new home or car or whatever. It’s that time of year when we sit back and reflect on the events of the past year; remembering people who passed on, or the births of people who will be or are very important in our lives. It’s that time when we blog about all the stuff I’ve mentioned above. Every year I start off with a list of resolutions that look something like this

• I’m going to go to the gym more often
• I’m going to try and be a better person
• I’m going to eat more healthy
• I’m  going to read a little every day
• Blah, blah, blah

Well, this year I decided that I’m not making those resolutions. For 2011 I’m going to make resolutions that are a bit different. This year I resolve to

• eat as much pizza and chocolate chip cookies as I can
• not have an anal probe administered by aliens
• not fly off the handle when someone calls me Julio, Pedro, or Juan
• try to find a girlfriend that meets the following criteria:
• single, no ex-husband or children
• has a huge bank account
• is old, the older – the better
• has a heart condition
• not care what people say or think

On another note, I’d like to thank you for taking the time to read my little rants, stories, complaints, and whatever else makes up this blog. I know that recently I’ve posted infrequently and I’m going to try and do better - I resolve to do so