By: JV (initals used by writer's request)

Hello world, I am a seven foot teenager writing a blog for someone I barely knows who keeps me entertained on the wide world web.

I first spoke to Tony when I was just browsing facebook, being all new and everything and all I could think was hey, who the hell is this man with a lightsaber and pondering the realness of said light saber.

But enough about that attention seeker it is now my time to shine, lets go into stuff about me, lets see… I am a basketballer, a newly acquired addition to the North Carolina State University basketball squad as a freshman, get this, they are getting me all the way from Australia, wow, yes amazing I know.

A few myths about Australia before I get into a life altering story, okay yeah we have kangaroos but not everywhere, no one rides in them and not too many people own them, not all of us throw a shrimp on the Barbie and to be honest we are turning quite American.

Okay now going to the movies is an enjoyable event, as long as you happen to be me, I only recently realized if you happen to be the person sitting in front of me your going to have a really bad time, here my more recent film experiences.

So off I got to watch Ice Age with my lovely girlfriend, we happen to sneak inside her handbag several bags of lollies, chocolate bars and some souvlakis we happened to buy along with hot chips and some rather large cup beverages.

Side note, my girlfriend has a very large and very high pitched laugh, and the humor level of a 5 year old.

So where going along nicely and we get to a part where Sid’s babies are born, this part is quite humorous so off goes my girlfriends laugh, I proceed to accidentally kick the people in front of me in the back of their chairs, tell my girlfriend a long “shhh”, rustle through her hand bag to find the exact chocolate bar I want, slurp up my drink, and then a really suspenseful moment comes on, the whole cinema goes dead quite and then…

PFFFFFTTTTTTT….

The biggest trumpeting fart I have ever unleashed with a noxious gas that made me choke, mean while my girlfriend is cracking up and the movie keeps going, the people in front of me are gagging as they shuffle seats to miles away, if they could they would move to another movie theatre, but I decided to stay and bask in the smell as it was my own personal fortress from people coming within earshot with THEIR rustling food wrappers.

I know I really am almost an epic fail at writing blogs so this shall be an even shorter anecdote…

This onetime I was walking into a movie theatre and was all like, look at my swagger I am so cool walking all cool like with my drink n popcorn, and all of a sudden I totally trip, and five girls around my age get covered in coke and popcorn with the one closest to the aisle copping a head butt to the knee and I hit the group, needless to say I didn’t end up watching the movie and I am pretty sure I know none of those friends who bare witness to that fateful day.

Aight well tony is back from holiday soooo enjoying his blogs, I shall continue to dominate him in mafia wars!

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Well, if you follow me on Twitter or are a friend on my face book than you know that on this trip we had some car problems that changed a lot of our plans. I was hoping that today I would post a blog about the trip, but we got in later than expected so I was lucky enough to have a new friend of mine, Jordan agree to write a post for me today. Jordan is one of my young non-blogging fans, he’s actually my only fan J , who although he really is seven feet tall looks up to me because he’s kept entertained by the blog and by my witty online banter as we play Mafia Wars on Facebook. I’d like to say that he doesn’t dominate me on Mafia Wars but since I’ve been on vacation and had very little access to a computer he just kicked my Mafioso ass all over the place.

As far as the light saber - Jordan, it’s real and the outfit is not a costume, it’s a uniform.