Poetry Saturday - Ode to Michelle Rodriquez Part 2
I don't care that you're a drunk
or that youre career has gone ker-plunk
I don't care that you got a DUI
in Hawaii
or that you played a cop in SWAT
I still think you're so damn hot
I don't care that you can bench more than me
or that you like to put your hands on a girls knee
but oh, how I wish that was me
and that we'd get down and dirty
like we do in my dreams
with all those edible creams
I don't care if you have a girlfriend
and I don't care if you've kissed her
but hey, if I'm not your type ... I've got a sister.
your honestly is truly amazing ... duh
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Kind of puzzuled that you would offer your sister to MR. Did you at least clear it with her. You may have to add a disclaimer once she reads it. Otherwise its okay.
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nah, I didn't clear it with her, but I think it would be cool. My sister says she thinks Michelle Rodriquez is hot and that she would do Eva Mendez. I'm hoping that my sister will one day wake up and realize that she's a lesbian - it would make things so much easier. When I expressed this out loud at the dinner table my sister told me that she's kissed a girl before and she liked it - my mom said that if she went lesbian then at least she wouldn't get pregnant. If I can't have Michelle Rodriguez it would be cool to have her as a sister-in-law
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