My friends and I were having one of those important discussions we frequently have while we’re all working real hard or just having fun. This time the discussion was about the different foods we would eat off the naked bodies of other people.

One of the girls said that whipped cream was really good to lick off a naked body, but as it starts to set it begins smell funny. I told her that was kind of gross because then her guy has his funky sweaty guy ass smell mixed with the smell of her spit and the sweet smell of the whipped cream.

Someone else said that honey was better than whipped cream because it didn’t smell and you only need a small amount. She said that a tablespoon is about all you need to get your partner’s naked body all good and sticky. She said that if you use the bottle with the drizzle top then it was much better because you could just drizzle it all over the other person‘s body.

I had to admit to everyone that I’ve never eaten anything off another person’s naked body before, but I added that if I ever did eat anything off a naked girl, it was going to have to be chicken wings and potato wedges.