Only in Vegas
We were on our way home when we stopped at a four way stop. It was our turn to go and my friend started to drive out past the stop sign when all of a sudden this big black truck comes from the right side and runs the stop sign like it wasn't even there. My friend slams on the breaks to keep from hitting the truck and she slams on the horn too. The girl in the truck sticks her hand out the window and gives us the finger as she drives past us. I guess this girl is one of those tough girls without lady instincts because she didn’t just throw the finger at us - she flashed it, waved it in the air and banged it against the back window of her truck as she yelled cuss words at us.
It's strange because in near accident moments like this everything seems to go in slow motion and you can see everything so clearly, including the girl driving the truck. She was wearing a black sleeveless shirt and had dark hair that was straight and cut to shoulder length - she looked a little gothic to me, which at the time seemed kind of funny to me because it's too freaking hot in Vegas to be all in black. Vegas is just not conductive to the Goth or the blood sucking population – it's just way too hot and there's too much sun.
My friend laughed as I said, “I bet that girl smells like armpits and sweat.”
We made the turn and we end up traveling behind the truck with the tough girl and another girl in the passenger side. As we drive behind her she slows down and again sticks her hand out the window and gives us the finger again. She waves her arm up and down throwing us the finger until we end up at the stoplight. She is in the lane to make a right-hand turn and we are going to go straight, so we end up next to each other. While waiting at the light she honks her horn to get our attention again – I thought she was going to throw the finger again, but she didn't do that, she did something that was totally unexpected. She sat up in her seat so we could see that her pants were undone, she pulled down her black panties and she started waving her dick at us. My friend and I just looked at each with what was probably the same look of shock and then she started laughing which made me laugh. We were laughing really hard when the light turned green and the tough girl with a dick drove away.
Are there people like this everywhere or are they only here in Vegas - and why do I seem to attract them?










Hilarious.
You out did yourself on this one.
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That is a strange story. Did the woman with the penis have an erection?
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You ask "why do I seem to attract them" maybe it's your aura that is akin to their spirit. Nahh Just because I'm a deep thinker doesn't mean I can figure that crap out. I'll bet, with your luck, next time it will be a guy showing off his perfectly round silicone knockers. What I'd give for a peek of those womens lib gals flashing their boobs. Maybe I need to go to a titee bar.
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