Sometimes the people I work with like to get together for dinner and hang out outside of the work environment. It’s actually kind of fun because none of us seem to talk about work when we get together except to make fun of whoever doesn’t show up. The last time we went out one of my co-workers was talking about the time she was stationed in Japan and went to see “The Banana Show” I know that a lot of people know what that is and have seen it before but I had never heard of it so being the ignorant person that I am I asked about it.

“What’s the banana show? Is it like a kids show or something?”

“No,” She laughed, “In Japan you can go to a club where a lady will dance for the crowd and to show how strong her vagina muscles are she will put a banana in there and shoot out pieces toward the audience.”

“She’ll put a whole banana in her vagina?” I’ve never heard of that before.

“I was there a few years ago and even then the lady was already getting old, but she had heard from another friend that the banana show was still going on, and it sounds like it’s the same woman doing it.”

“I guess as you get older the vagina muscles are the last to go.”

Everyone at the table just looked at me when I said that. My friend then said that guys would come from all over just to see the banana show and that some guys would actually get on their on knees and catch the banana pieces in their mouths. As fascinating , yet repulsive as that sounded, it made me wonder. I wondered if she could put a whole banana, instant pudding, milk and vanilla wafers in her vagina, shake her body - do a little dance, then shoot cups of that banana pudding I used to love as a kid. I wondered if it would be the same as the one my aunt used to make… well except for the making it in and shooting it out of her vagina part.