I've been in Vegas too long....
I went to eat at an Asian Buffet and normally I love to eat at this particular place, but today there was something just out of the ordinary. As I sat down I noticed that there was this heavy Asian man sitting at the table directly in front of me. The only reason I noticed him was because as I sat down he stood up to go for another plate of food and as he stood up you could see the top of his ass crack (I don't know of a nicer way to say it). Now, I don't usually stare at this sort of thing, but then again, normally I don't see this at an all-you-can-eat Asian buffet either. It's sort of like passing a bad accident on the road; you don't want to look, but for some reason you can't help it. The only bad thing is that since I've lived in Vegas for so long, my first thought was to run up and drop a quarter in and see if I hit the jackpot.
There was something similar in an all you can eat restaurant we visited whilst in Florida a few years back. A morbidly obese woman came into the restaurant and sat down at a table across the way from ours. She was wearing cycling shorts, skin tight cycling shorts.
I lost my appetite that day....
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hahaha - now that's a scary visual
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Is it possible you just wanted to touch his butt?
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Uh...no!
I'm sorry I don't have the same urges as you do.
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This is too good! You should have dropped a coin in his ass, might have had a chance for mega bucks.
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I THINK THIS IS GREAT .I WOULD HAVE LOOKED TOO.PROBABLY SAID SOMETHING ,LIKE DO YOU NEED THE EXTRA PLATE ?
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