My Ideal Woman...or why I'm not married yet
I went to a family reunion and a wedding so that made me think about things which I brought up while having a wing night with friends. We were talking about what we felt was the ideal person for each of us. I thought about this and surprisingly as much as I talk about being dominated by a tough woman who could duct-tape me to the bed, beat the hell out of me and then make me waffles afterwards, that's not my ideal woman. My ideal woman would be one that was devoted only to me. She would love me for me and not for what I have or for what I've done. She would be single with no kids. I don't mind kids, but I'd rather she not have any so we could start life fresh and new and she would be committed to only me as I would be to her.
Oh, I almost forgot she should be around eighty-nine years old, have a big bank account, and a heart condition.
that's my friend!
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WOW
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that was awesome!
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I heard that babies coming out of an 80 year old woman have dust all over them and the placenta is an overnight bag. Although there is a lot to be said about not having teeth.
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