An original recipe from me <-(That means I made it up or remember it from somewhere & just claimed it)
The people at work who put on the most horrible Christmas party in the whole history of Christmas parties have decided to sell a company cookbook, so they’ve asked everyone to submit a recipe that may be included in the cookbook.
The following is the recipe that I sent in. To be honest with everyone I’ve never actually made it, I just made it up as I went along.********
SPAM and Huevos
1 can of SPAM
6 eggs
Salt and Pepper to taste
1 8oz block of cheese (optional)
1 T of Olive Oil
Open the can of SPAM, making sure you don't cut your finger on the sharp edges of the can. Statistics show that 20 out of every 100 people who open a can of SPAM cut their finger on the sharp edges and 3 out of those 20 are severe enough that a hospital visit is required. Cut the SPAM loaf into small SPAM cubes that I like to call Mini SPAMites. Heat the Olive oil over med heat. Once the oil is hot toss the SPAMites into the pan and brown them (message from legal department – "Do not actually throw the SPAMites into the pan because that could cause hot oil to splatter and burn you. Gently put the SPAMites into the frying pan.") As the SPAMites brown, crack the eggs into a bowl and beat until they are fluffy. I find that it helps to sing Michael Jackson's "Beat it" and shake my butt while I beat the eggs. It not only makes the eggs come out extra fluffy, it forces me to do my cardio for the day – parachute pants and red leather jacket are optional while you "beat it." Pour the fluffy eggs into the frying pan (message from the legal department – "Pour gently so as not to get burned"). Lower the heat and cut the cheese, no I don't mean to jump around farting as you sing “I feel pretty“. I mean to cut the block of cheese and shred if you want cheese on the final product. Once the eggs are thoroughly cooked (message from the legal department - “eating raw or undercooked eggs may cause salmonella, so make sure eggs are thoroughly cooked), transfer to serving dish and top with shredded cheese.
This can be served with red wine as SPAM is a meat product. Although it’s been argued that SPAM is ham so it can be served with white wine as well.
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I got a message from the head of the organization that simply said, “Thank you Tony” I hope they use it in the book - wish me luck
The following is the recipe that I sent in. To be honest with everyone I’ve never actually made it, I just made it up as I went along.
SPAM and Huevos
1 can of SPAM
6 eggs
Salt and Pepper to taste
1 8oz block of cheese (optional)
1 T of Olive Oil
Open the can of SPAM, making sure you don't cut your finger on the sharp edges of the can. Statistics show that 20 out of every 100 people who open a can of SPAM cut their finger on the sharp edges and 3 out of those 20 are severe enough that a hospital visit is required. Cut the SPAM loaf into small SPAM cubes that I like to call Mini SPAMites. Heat the Olive oil over med heat. Once the oil is hot toss the SPAMites into the pan and brown them (message from legal department – "Do not actually throw the SPAMites into the pan because that could cause hot oil to splatter and burn you. Gently put the SPAMites into the frying pan.") As the SPAMites brown, crack the eggs into a bowl and beat until they are fluffy. I find that it helps to sing Michael Jackson's "Beat it" and shake my butt while I beat the eggs. It not only makes the eggs come out extra fluffy, it forces me to do my cardio for the day – parachute pants and red leather jacket are optional while you "beat it." Pour the fluffy eggs into the frying pan (message from the legal department – "Pour gently so as not to get burned"). Lower the heat and cut the cheese, no I don't mean to jump around farting as you sing “I feel pretty“. I mean to cut the block of cheese and shred if you want cheese on the final product. Once the eggs are thoroughly cooked (message from the legal department - “eating raw or undercooked eggs may cause salmonella, so make sure eggs are thoroughly cooked), transfer to serving dish and top with shredded cheese.
This can be served with red wine as SPAM is a meat product. Although it’s been argued that SPAM is ham so it can be served with white wine as well.
I got a message from the head of the organization that simply said, “Thank you Tony” I hope they use it in the book - wish me luck
You know Tony, I always thought Spam was a little gross but now you've confirmed it!
Spam, Spam Bo-Bam, Banana-Fanna,
Fo-Fam, Fe-Fi-Fo-Fam...........SPAM!
LOL
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I, now, understand where "spam" got its name - yuck!!
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Shouldn't you have put forward a recipe for say Jedi Pie or Sithy Toffee Pudding?
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